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Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37554) - you deserved it (2512)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:46am - kids - by QuicksilverMaximoff (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

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wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.

#1 - On 01/30/2011 at 12:59pm by ash14

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Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?

#2 - On 01/30/2011 at 1:01pm by Doortje

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