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Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36921) - you deserved it (8165)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

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He is hanging out with the wrong crowd :(

#1 - On 01/28/2011 at 12:57pm by sweet_candy_

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Don't worry, he was talking about the band. Sting really fucked over Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers when he ditched them for his self-indulgent solo career. Or maybe he was angry when they jumped the shark with "Ghost in the Machine."

Either way, it wasn't really about you.

#7 - On 01/28/2011 at 1:06pm by perdix

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