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Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -

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Hahaha wow, sounds like that little girl needs some manners.

#1 - On 01/07/2011 at 1:11pm by tacobird123

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the little girl was right...

#2 - On 01/07/2011 at 1:12pm by damon199

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