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Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML

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On 01/01/2011 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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You deserve it for letting your little sister go near your eyes.

#2 - On 01/02/2011 at 3:03am by hellokat1

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okay so you feel comfortable enough with a sister so young that she'd put paint on your eyes to come near your eyes with a sharp object? that aside, you should have checked that before you let her do that anyway :/

#3 - On 01/02/2011 at 3:04am by omgshaylaaa

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