Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
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hellokat1 0
You deserve it for letting your little sister go near your eyes.
omgshaylaaa 0
okay so you feel comfortable enough with a sister so young that she'd put paint on your eyes to come near your eyes with a sharp object? that aside, you should have checked that before you let her do that anyway :/
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Comments (63)
bigphill1333 0
ouch
PushMyButtons 5
yeah, sounds painful. Do black watercolor pencils & eyeliner pencils look the same?
AMagicalLeoplura 0
you should audition for a zombie movie xD
therealbmw 2
and while having "black bits" in your eye you decided to post your predicament on FML
BahahahLOL 0
23, yeah because she obviously posted it while she most likely can't ******* see.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
YDI for not keeping your pencils in a safe and secure location. I keep mine in my Pokemon pencil case under my bed.
zolziski 11
It's not a safe location anymore. I KNOW!
bebz_fml 0
my pencils are up my bum
newnew8 0
ow
lollipopx26 5
My eyes started to hurt after reading this =|
hellokat1 0
You deserve it for letting your little sister go near your eyes.
dragonaair 5
Who said the little sister is really young? She could. be 10 to 15.
omgshaylaaa 0
8- if she's 10 or especially 15 I would hope she would know that putting water color on as make up is NOT okay. not only for looks but health risks
chili10 18
8, is that the only possible age group that the little sister can be in? wherever did you come to that conclusion? haha
nathan5 0
Thinking of that she could be 35...or 105, or 74, or 52, or ( the more likely) 6.
omgshaylaaa 0
okay so you feel comfortable enough with a sister so young that she'd put paint on your eyes to come near your eyes with a sharp object? that aside, you should have checked that before you let her do that anyway :/
robbilee 14
someone needs an eye flush
Bubbawhite 0
well i guees you learned your lesson didnt you?
SydneyCrosby 0
had u been in this kitchen, where u should have been, this would not have happened. lesson learned?
xFalzz 0
What comedic genius! I envy you.
SydneyCrosby 0
thank you but please do not envy me, it's a gift
unidentified_sta 5
I'd have wished for an extended warranty on that gift.
mercedes3210 6
Mhm I doubt it. she could've been in the kitchen taking a break :p
Ethiopia_Salam 0
Guys can we stop with the "women in the kitchen" jokes now, its starting to get out of hand. I mean, it's in half the the FML's, it's not funny anymore. But seriously op, why did you go to the bathroom when you should have already been cleaning it?
zanguard 0
That's why you don't let siblings near your face OP.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
You should draw male private parts all over your sister's body with a black sharpie, then piss on her eyes.
BahahahLOL 0
R Kelly? Is that you?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
I DUNO
squirell_AIDS69 0
You can never trust your brother/sister like that. They're always out to screw you over.
JuuuusssstFML 0
I know you were trying to be nice by letting ur sister do that but BAD choice : /