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Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

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On 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

#29 - On 12/12/2010 at 6:42pm by DocBastard

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if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.

#15 - On 12/12/2010 at 6:26pm by xoxchelaxox08

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