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Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML


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On 12/10/2010 at 1:53am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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If you stick ten aluminum cans in the microwave and turn it to Cook for exactly 7 minutes the microwave will emit a super radiation that will turn you into one of the X-Men.

But don't try it, there are too man X-Men as it is.

#9 - On 12/10/2010 at 6:10am by dragonranger19

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It's not about how smart the kid is, it's about how dumb you are for not telling him what he should not put in the microwave. YDI.

#14 - On 12/10/2010 at 6:39am by sugarquill

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