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Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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On 11/28/2010 at 6:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Oh hell no! That is not right. Tell her to keep her nose where it belongs: out of your decisions! FYL. About the mother. Congrats on the baby.

#3 - On 11/29/2010 at 3:04am by firechildredhead

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Tell her it's not her choice, but it's yours and your boyfriends. If you're both young then she has laid out a good option for the two of you. And if you decide not to abort it (as abortion is an option, but one that shouldn't be taken lightly) then humour her by having the paternity test. She might not doubt you so much then.

#14 - On 11/29/2010 at 3:12am by Cinn

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