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Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML


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On 11/28/2010 at 6:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Oh hell no! That is not right. Tell her to keep her nose where it belongs: out of your decisions! FYL. About the mother. Congrats on the baby.

#3 - On 11/29/2010 at 3:04am by firechildredhead

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Umm...darlings? Seriously, calm down. Who's to say OP and her boyfriend WANT the child and the boyfriend's mother is just a paranoid and controlling harpy? And in this age, it's not that rare for couples to have children out of wedlock and still be a loving family long term.

#36 - On 11/29/2010 at 3:36am by Mirorbo

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