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Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)

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Once she asked your permission to lie, you were up a creek no matter your response. I guess it's time to teach her the value of the Little White Lie.

#1 - On 10/27/2010 at 1:45pm by Jewelofagal

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At least she didn't say, "I hate this ugly fucking sweater, you old fucking crone! I hope you choke on your Metamucil!"

Count your blessings.

#12 - On 10/27/2010 at 2:02pm by DocBastard

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