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Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Once she asked your permission to lie, you were up a creek no matter your response. I guess it's time to teach her the value of the Little White Lie.
At least she didn't say, "I hate this ugly fucking sweater, you old fucking crone! I hope you choke on your Metamucil!"
Count your blessings.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.