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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42963) - you deserved it (12856)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

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ahahahhahaa. pwned by your child. shave your furry beaver. lol

#1 - On 08/22/2010 at 10:05am by cartez2gs

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Now prepare for the barrage of dumbasses who seem to think that what you do with your pubes is a matter of hygiene, rather than personal preference.

#70 - On 08/22/2010 at 11:43am by Elksy

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