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Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML


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On 04/20/2009 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Weren't you calling her? She was just probably wanting you to save your money for the trip.

#4 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:03pm by mobius8

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The last sentence just ruined this one for me. Quit crying. And it's "than" not "then".

#5 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:05pm by Ohnoitslindsay

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