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Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

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are you a guy or a girl? it would be funnier if you were a guy.

#1 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:22am by bobdole

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haha that's funny

#74 - On 05/24/2010 at 12:30am by Gorsbug823

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so true. I would love to see that. btw, u just got pent up the ass.

#75 - On 08/07/2010 at 11:31pm by chelzy

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Haha, that is a damn good one:)

Highfive

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:47am by Nyholm

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Like father like son, sadly.

If this is true, your family has some serious issues.

#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:51am by Capybara

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aweee D:

#4 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:53am by kitttybby

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Might need to work on your attitude a bit. Normally, parent's don't call their children bitches unless they deserve the title.

#5 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:02am by Dave

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or their drunk as shit

#71 - On 02/03/2010 at 12:16pm by Sunbolt

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That's fucking hilarious

#6 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:07am by proofofapyro

That's pretty good.

#7 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:49am by Askren

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Sounds like a problem family... little kid calling people a bitch, you being a bitch enough for your parents to actually use the word, especially when a 6 year old can hear.

#8 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:52am by blacklagoon

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my step dad uses fuck in every sentance and if I say hell I get grounded for a mount h...god I hate step parents

#73 - On 03/16/2010 at 3:33am by bezach

Whooooooa. That is not okay.

#9 - On 02/23/2009 at 12:05pm by C!

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kids are like sponges. they soak it all in and then drip out information at inappropriate moments.

#10 - On 02/23/2009 at 12:09pm by alwaysalady

depending on how your dad views you and how you are, maybe deserved but also couldn't be. Don't know enough about family situation to give a judgment.

#11 - On 02/23/2009 at 12:45pm by andy

Sounds pretty fucked up to me.

#12 - On 02/23/2009 at 12:47pm by VacationTSA

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OD. I would have slapped him, then ask.

#14 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:21pm by MxTori

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man, does it ever suck to be you...

#15 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:26pm by mleeb

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6 year old served!!!

#16 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:31pm by huh

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Im gonna go old school on this one....BBBUUURRRNN!!!! XD

#17 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:16pm by ODEEZY

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#18 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:35pm by yep

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at least your dad doesn't call you his little bitch

#19 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:49pm by holynemesis1208

Your dad is an ass.

#20 - On 02/23/2009 at 3:43pm by lolthx

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This indicates some significant issues with the relationships in your family. Or, maybe you are a bitch.

#21 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:12pm by Dr. Phil

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Wow, how irresponsible to talk like that in front of a 6y old.

#22 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:42pm by Karen

boom, roasted.

#23 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:25pm by michaelscott

#14: Right?! Slap first, ask questions later. Without even batting an eye!

#24 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:50pm by Juun

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LMFAO

#25 - On 02/23/2009 at 6:29pm by Gaston

No offense. But your dad was not being very nice. No matter what I do, my parent's would never call me that unless they were just describing my overall attitude. So, they must not be very careful around the 6 yr old with their language which is irresponsible which just shows me that they are obviously not interested in being supportive of you because cursing in front of a 6 year old "sponge" is not responsible parenting.

#26 - On 02/23/2009 at 8:37pm by Kalixa

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HAHA!

#27 - On 02/23/2009 at 9:16pm by themanistheman

wow.

#28 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:29pm by jaimee

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Your brother could have been lying.

#29 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:42pm by Cindy

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ouch!

#30 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:16pm by xiambax

Oh man, that's funny as hell

#31 - On 02/24/2009 at 12:06am by Iidsaloxkoa

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@5 Yeah normally. But unfortunately not all families are 'normal'.

Sucks though, that your father would say that in front of a 6 year old kid....I didn't even know that word existed until I started high school o.0.

#32 - On 02/24/2009 at 2:24am by Kat

wtf?!
he's six and he knows how to swear?
that's messed up.

#33 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:07pm by D:

Tell your brother the next time he hears that from your dad to tell him your mom said he's the mailman's.

#34 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:39pm by atom

He learnt it at school, and he's messing with you.

#35 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:35pm by Catweasel

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im a dude. the story is about a 20 yr old man.

#36 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:06pm by lifesucks4me

If he calls you a bitch it's probably because you are one or he's a huge jerk

#37 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:06pm by heythere

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HAHAHAHAHAHA #23.

#38 - On 02/26/2009 at 7:59pm by kites

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you gotta do something, call him a bitch, then call your dad a bitch, and then say, "who's the bitch now" it's you!"

#39 - On 02/27/2009 at 11:16am by mikemike

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*hug*

#40 - On 02/27/2009 at 11:47pm by akwardgirl

dont forget, he could just be talking shit

#41 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:08am by bob

confront your dad unless if he beats you / your mom

#42 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:09pm by anon

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I have a solution. Don't be a bitch.

#43 - On 02/28/2009 at 7:19pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

I would slap the kid for using foul language then confront the dad and move out.. seriously, show them that you got balls

#44 - On 03/01/2009 at 8:20am by docmuerte

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im soooooo sory

#45 - On 03/01/2009 at 6:22pm by chlodog

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I believe it was you that made your bro a bitch by blocking the shot...kudos to you my man

#46 - On 03/01/2009 at 11:06pm by sexy1

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all i have to say is that's awesome!

#47 - On 03/03/2009 at 1:52am by Mylifesucks_13

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My dad is an ass behind my back too.

#48 - On 03/03/2009 at 4:03pm by LifeSUCKS143

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i feal your pain. that happened to me last week

#49 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:57pm by Bored_Kun

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Don't worry too much...my mother calls me a bitch too...

#50 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:00pm by aridawn

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i dont agree with #5
some parents have issues themselves

lol
at least your mum doesnt threaten to stab you sometimes

#51 - On 03/15/2009 at 4:22am by mootlyn

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not cool...

#52 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:28am by grace0922

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6 year old brothers = win...well in this case. XD

#53 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:01pm by THTB

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i totally agree with #5

#54 - On 03/18/2009 at 5:09pm by tateno

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if your a chick, then maybe you are a bitch. if you are a dude, thats just funny.

#55 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:45am by chuteboxe39

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sounds like my 8 year old cousin

#56 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:27pm by jbucklez

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I'd confront your Dad about it--there is no reason for that to be coming out of his mouth about his own child. And also, if your Mom is in the picture I'd explain to her what your brother said--and where he said he heard that. Maybe she can fix the issue.

#57 - On 04/01/2009 at 9:50am by emptyego

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YDI for whatever you did that your father doesnt like you for. sorry to be so blunt. but damn, kids are asses.

#58 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:57pm by WildBill1337

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Yep, my brother told me my mom calls me a bitch every time I leave the room. Move on, man, that's all you can do.

#59 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:51pm by Ka0Zn

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lol, that's harsh.

#60 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:56am by 24788

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thats is harsh
but my parent say it to my face for no reason

#61 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:51am by Shshshar_ssscene

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Well, ask your dad about it at dinner yet?

#62 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:07pm by BabaBlackShirt

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LOL aw.

#63 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:11pm by sinergy

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Ouch. The truth can hurt sometimes.

I just hope it ain't the truth for your sake.

#64 - On 06/26/2009 at 3:52am by der_Jabberwhock

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LOL that sucks at least now you know.

#65 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:10am by MikuHatsune

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WOW. You must really be a bitch then :')

#66 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:19am by SpasticTurnip

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That's terrible. It sounds like it's time to have a talk with your father.

#67 - On 08/14/2009 at 5:40pm by Illumi113

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Epic failz

#68 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:55pm by tuga2

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#69 - On 01/24/2010 at 8:30pm by afarr

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I wouldn't be suprised if my father said that about me too.
I hate him, he hates me. Isn't that great? ._.

#70 - On 01/27/2010 at 1:30pm by mindcontrolify

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thats sad but then again cute at the same time :P

#72 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:03am by rOBboCOp

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if you're a girl HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. if you're a guy soz bro

#76 - On 08/13/2010 at 12:16pm by thefmlinator

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your family must live in a trailer

#77 - On 08/19/2010 at 3:01am by erectoralcollage

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your family must live in a trailer

#78 - On 08/19/2010 at 3:01am by erectoralcollage

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