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Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98834) - you deserved it (6955)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

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