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Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

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are you a guy or a girl? it would be funnier if you were a guy.

#1 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:22am by bobdole

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Like father like son, sadly.

If this is true, your family has some serious issues.

#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:51am by Capybara

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