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Today, I woke up next to a woman nearly twice my age. I don't know how to tell her it was drunken sex and not the beginning of a relationship. But I have to come up with something soon as I work with her Monday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9041) - you deserved it (33444)

On 04/11/2010 at 7:54am - intimacy - by John doe - United States (Utah)

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hahaha old lady ftw!

#3 - On 04/11/2010 at 2:06pm by Metzler31

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Call her "Mommy" a few times and she'll back off.

Or become totally obsessed with you, so you may want to use this tactic carefully.

#31 - On 04/11/2010 at 2:39pm by perdix

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