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Today, I woke up next to a woman nearly twice my age. I don't know how to tell her it was drunken sex and not the beginning of a relationship. But I have to come up with something soon as I work with her Monday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11873) - you deserved it (40503)

On 04/11/2010 at 7:54am - intimacy - by John doe - United States (Utah)

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hahaha old lady ftw!

#3 - On 04/11/2010 at 2:06pm by Metzler31

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Actually, I wouldn't worry too much about it. As Saturday Night Live memorably put it in their sketch, "Cougar Den", "I'll pay you, and this won't get messy."

I'm not exactly how to put this respectfully, but anyone who is twice your age — and I'm assuming you're at least 16 — probably does not want a boyfriend half her age. She may want another shag or three, but she'd probably be more embarrassed by a public liasion than you. Really.

#9 - On 04/11/2010 at 2:10pm by jpallan

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