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Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41150) - you deserved it (7595)

On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Wow, got yourself a real winner there, apparently he's not quite as brilliant as he thinks you are... Not so sure if I'd say FYL or YDI, but it's funny all the same

#2 - On 04/05/2010 at 6:08am by mikemalk123

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He's a keeper, no doubt.

#7 - On 04/05/2010 at 6:21am by uHazFailedTotall

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