WTF dude?

By Scarred for life - 04/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Eagle River

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Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML
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Kqzza 13

Say "Murder isn't bad if you don't like the person."

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Kqzza 13

Say "Murder isn't bad if you don't like the person."

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RichardPencil 30

Whoa! I usually start off with some idle small-talk about the weather or traffic before I start joking about rape. Luckily, my dates usually end before entrees are ordered, so I save a fortune!

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Soninuva 41

Somehow, this doesn't surprise me, especially if you talk the same way you tend to comment.

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hpandher 16

Some says Hii, some says bonjour and some says that...

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tin_cup 27

Your response-a kick in the nuts isn't as bad as you think

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wanted_2_want 40

Try something like the next time OP: "Good to know. My 250Lb martial arts dad can rape anyone messing up with his baby daughter." And walk out like a champ.

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J352SAURUS 30

It says OP is male, but who knows with FML anymore.

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Danne696 14

I'm honestly astounded as to how anyone can ever think that's a good thing to say. What kind of worldview does that person have to say that on the first date? Interesting from a scientific perspective, horrifying from a personal perspective.

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Stephan.Mor 2

I imagine it would be a good thing to say for when you want to get out of a blind date as quickly as possible

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Cynical_1 26

What kind of world view does that person have to ever say that at all... like ever?

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crudeandrudeguy 29

When he's getting ass raped in prison see if he feels the same...

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LyricaSilvan 29

I sincerely hope you left, immediately. Anyone who would be willing to say something like that out loud is someone to get (and stay) the hell away from.

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