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Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10009) - you deserved it (35332)

On 03/30/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by GonnaGetFired - United States (Alaska)

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as long as she is not mad it should be all good

#4 - On 03/31/2010 at 2:59am by icychill67

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Hey, I see this as an opportunity to make your way up the latter at your job. Get laid and get on her good side to get you better pay

#7 - On 03/31/2010 at 3:01am by Arteaga

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