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Of course out of all the FMLs I've submitted through the years - this is the one that went through. Anyway, I'm better now! On top of that, I got hit with the flu like a truck. No laxatives, stool softeners, magnesium, enemas, etc helped and between that circle of hell I ended up going to the ER. Ended up literally tearing myself a new one with an anal fissure. I've never been constipated before so this was awful. Oh also my first day back, our entire building was shut down and we all were laid off. Happy Holidays everyone!
By Ihavelike3bucks - / Sunday 18 December 2016 13:51 /
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By  Ihavelike3bucks  |  2

Of course out of all the FMLs I've submitted through the years - this is the one that went through. Anyway, I'm better now! On top of that, I got hit with the flu like a truck. No laxatives, stool softeners, magnesium, enemas, etc helped and between that circle of hell I ended up going to the ER. Ended up literally tearing myself a new one with an anal fissure. I've never been constipated before so this was awful. Oh also my first day back, our entire building was shut down and we all were laid off. Happy Holidays everyone!

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  RichardPencil  |  22

Oh, it's shitty alright! It's just balling up in his intestines and waiting for the most inopportune moment to make a grand entrance (or exit, as the case may be.)

By  utrax  |  23

Damn, four days without shitting? I think that's unhealthy, lmao. Whatever you do though, don't strain because that might cause hemorrhoids.

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  Mauskau  |  34

Have you ever heard of constipation? Or just not eating the right foods to require needing to go? I held it for 4 days at a music festival, I had one day to go but then my only drink option was lemonade. Within 15 minutes I had to go, but I also got a nosebleed at the same time. Maybe it is bad for you.

By  species4872  |  19

The boss has got your number.

By  Ihavelike3bucks  |  2

Of course out of all the FMLs I've submitted through the years - this is the one that went through. Anyway, I'm better now! On top of that, I got hit with the flu like a truck. No laxatives, stool softeners, magnesium, enemas, etc helped and between that circle of hell I ended up going to the ER. Ended up literally tearing myself a new one with an anal fissure. I've never been constipated before so this was awful. Oh also my first day back, our entire building was shut down and we all were laid off. Happy Holidays everyone!

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