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Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19518) - you deserved it (4159)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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