Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

by Anonymous / 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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  • omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

    #2 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:12am by thongs4lyfe

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  • turn the lights off!!!

    #1 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:09am by yoshi359

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