Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

by oboy / 03/01/2010 at 12:13am / United States / Intimacy

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  • i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!

    #5 - On 03/01/2010 at 6:30am by Black_Gothic_101

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  • That's really sad. You shouldn't sit there squishing your boobies when he's ignoring you. Take a hint! You child. That sounds like something a little girl who is just discovering boobs would do.

    #13 - On 03/01/2010 at 6:41am by snickerdoodles

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