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Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16398) - you deserved it (4155)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by oboy - United States

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