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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (72062)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

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The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

#1 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:03pm by Supergenius

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I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now!

If they aren't, THIS could happen!

#2 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:03pm by Chaith

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