Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Top comments
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
gregsdaman 0
it all started with a fail English teacher and ends up with unwanted balls on ur phone! good job society
elviejomao 0
agreed!! it had to be hilarious taking a pic of your sac haha
Nili 0
Haha the importance of grammar. You shouldn't have been sending her pictures like that though so YDI.
adamo_erebus 26
Grammar's a bitch.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
Kikitann 9
If they don't*
Chandler1Bing 0
Grammar nazis should be retrained into normal human beings or slaughtered on command.
Girreth 7
351, I have no idea why you're getting thumbs down because that was remarkably clever in context.
pdshami 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you don't**
lorenitavefajita 0
that's why people need to learn grammar!!! it's her fault, she needs to learn how to speak english, goshhh
mowmowlife 21
Capitals and periods wouldn't hurt, either. Goshhhhhhhhshshshsejnbahdbg.
RandomHavoc1 13
Yeah, but why the hell would you use the word NUTS to reply to that question? I feel that she actually wanted a pic of your nuts but wanted to lie about it afterwards so she could trick you into thinking it was a typo (Damn you, autocorrect!) Seriously, wouldn't "are you CRAZY?" suffice? lack if common sense on her part.
bnomis 0
No, FHerL because she was idiot enough to commit an apostroFAIL. She brought it on herself, however my sympathy for you ends when you actually complied and sent her a photo of your shreddies. Oops much?
michelle4srs 0
This is why she should have paid attention in English class.
boredndstoned 0
that is hilarious good thing she didnt mean to say you're an asshole and forget both the ' as well as the and
VerticalOrbit 0
Oops. Thus why people should use correct grammar while texting.
Endymion_fml 0
If only all bad grammar resulted in unwanted pictures of nuts. Then they'd learn.
Savvy89 0
Instead of asking for any suggestions you shoulda just said: "Your Melons- Here, now!" and if she responded poorly, you should have just said, "no there is a deliver of melons for you here" sneaky tactics FTW try not to act like a chihuahua by making quick decisions next time
SkipBeatOtaku 33
You, my friend #9, are brilliant and have thought ahead. Kudos. |(^u^)|
fmylifebr0 0
LMFAOO