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Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25722) - you deserved it (2370)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Ineedit (woman) - United States (Texas)

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according to my wife.....blowjobs only take 4 minutes!

#2 - On 02/26/2010 at 5:07pm by masterblaster39

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Honstly sniker can you shut the hell up every FML you are the first to post saying somethinh about grammer. Sheesh noone cares but you.

#12 - On 02/26/2010 at 5:16pm by bobman555

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