Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
by Ineedit / 02/26/2010 at 12:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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according to my wife.....blowjobs only take 4 minutes!
#2 - On 02/26/2010 at 5:07pm by masterblaster39
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Honstly sniker can you shut the hell up every FML you are the first to post saying somethinh about grammer. Sheesh noone cares but you.
#12 - On 02/26/2010 at 5:16pm by bobman555
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