Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

by Ineedit / 02/26/2010 at 12:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • according to my wife.....blowjobs only take 4 minutes!

    #2 - On 02/26/2010 at 5:07pm by masterblaster39

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  • Honstly sniker can you shut the hell up every FML you are the first to post saying somethinh about grammer. Sheesh noone cares but you.

    #12 - On 02/26/2010 at 5:16pm by bobman555

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