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Today, before my date came to pick me up, I put tissues under my arms so I wouldn't leave wet marks. I forgot to remove them, and when we got physical, they fell out, looking like I'd stuffed my bra. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7682) - you deserved it (19784)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by kiki (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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