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Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14195) - you deserved it (5710)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Ennui (woman) - United States (Texas)

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