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Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21300) - you deserved it (8780)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Ennui (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?

You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

#24 - On 02/20/2010 at 7:22pm by perdix

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Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

#23 - On 02/20/2010 at 7:22pm by DGross

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