Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

by Ennui / 02/20/2010 at 2:12pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • Annie, are you OK?
    Are you OK, Annie?

    You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

    #24 - On 02/20/2010 at 7:22pm by perdix

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  • Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

    #23 - On 02/20/2010 at 7:22pm by DGross

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