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Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25652) - you deserved it (2235)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:04am - intimacy - by VahnSeiro (man) - United States (Texas)

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definitely an fml, i can imagine how you feel right now. fuck that bitch with a huge dry stick in the butt then dump her!!

#6 - On 02/20/2010 at 6:23am by Astraea

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what a dirty little bitch

#4 - On 02/20/2010 at 6:21am by mponce12

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