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By monochromatic / Saturday 20 February 2010 03:13 / United States
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Fuck your boss, kill your friend, and soon you will start your path towards world domination :) It's only a matter of time before every person kneals at your feet, begging you to be merciful upon them. Soon, I SHALL RULE FML! I mean, YOU SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

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No, it doesn't. You aren't entitled to be paid anything, and in this economy he/she needs to be grateful they have a job.

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i believe labor board says otherwise that you dont have to be paid anything. If you were hired, went through orientation, gave them your social ect then you therefore work for them and are supposed to at least be givin minimum wage

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The point is moot, he was still getting paid, just 20% less than the other people there. I don't know about your state, but in right-to-work states companies can do whatever they fuck they want as long as they pay minimum wage.

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This perspn is getting backstabbed... AND getting paycuts... and you think possible world domination... what an idiot.

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It's a joke. Why doesn't anyone ever get that? However many 100+ comments this FML is gonna end up with will tell you that OP's life sucks. That's boring and dull just to be like "Sorry. FYL", so forgive me for trying to stand out.

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THAT WOULD BE THE NASTIEST BABY OF ALL TIME!!!!!! *barfs* (Btw I used capitalization to show emphasis, not because I'm high)

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They are not cartoons! >.< And thank you... But I'm putting Lelouch back first thing tomorrow, so enjoy it while you can :P

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Why? I don't like the way I look... >.> I only find myself sexy in the shower... Why did I write that... O.O

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wow..... and that ends another chapter of share time here at FML, I hope you all enjoyed getting to know the locals and now back to the regular comments...

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Oh no, not until I get to say this: snick *you're* in #35 ;) Princess Mermaid T, you already rule FML Madara, you are a cutie and you should know it but I do miss the anime avs. It's too hard to take your snarkier comments seriously with that face staring at me

By  RaphX

You could claim Constructive Dismissal, based on the pay cut, the lies, and the covert surveillance.

Maybe the Fml is that his closest friend is a conniving backstabber, and even so, still her closest friend.

Kill your "friend" and burn the body. It's the only way trust me. Or you can kill his parents and cook them into chili, arrange a chili cook off. Make him eat the chili, then feast on his sweet sweet tears.

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