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Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20038) - you deserved it (4258)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

#2 - On 02/19/2010 at 2:01pm by KnFML

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hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny.

tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

#3 - On 02/19/2010 at 2:03pm by ThatOneAdamKid24

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