By kit_kat14 - 19/02/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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KnFML 5

ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

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GreenYamo 0

So.....you spit it out and he scooped it and threw it in your eye? Or are you the skeet-blower type? If so, it lands where it lands.

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FUDGELOVESME 0

so wat did he make you swallow

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doraz72 0

thats why u should just shut up and swallow! at least he didnt give u the angry pirate, where he busts in yur eye and kick u in the shin, so u walk around with 1 eye closed limpin all pissed off!

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lolroflmao 0

You'll get used to swallowing XD That is, unless you prefer going blind?

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puppergens 0

you better swallow bitch

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pozmc 0

Wow the people that said she deserves it for not swallowing are complete assholes. I'll admit I don't mind doing it, but everyone has a different mind set.... If my boyfriend did that to me (on purpose), he'd have hell to pay :)..

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buttonface 0

At post: "My bf has a sense of humour and is a guy. FML." Not a fml. At poster: you have bad comebacks and should back away from the shitty, fictional post.

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