Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19681) - you deserved it (2971)
On 02/19/2010 at 2:41am - intimacy - by Brett meek - Canada (British Columbia)
kaitlin's life also sucksToday, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
fisherman also deserved itToday, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of…
that is disturbing...
#1 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:08am by xXEurekaXx
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Face cheeks or butt cheeks?
#16 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:29am by Domonator
+25 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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