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Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML


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On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)

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At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?

#5 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:11am by Domonator

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this isn't an FML, losing your virginity is having sex, you did not have sex, you had a medical procedure done.

#16 - On 02/19/2010 at 11:04am by amiemariej

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