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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84032) - you deserved it (25463)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)

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