Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
by knicksfan / 04/05/2009 at 1:04am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
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you need sweet sweet revenge.
how close are you to her best friend? ;]
just a thought.
#1 - On 04/05/2009 at 7:40am by oooh_dear
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Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too
#11 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:33am by reset_button
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