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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14945) - you deserved it (4741)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by evecamp - United States (California)

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A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?

#3 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:11am by Intrepidity

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Is it really true that women save a tally of how many times they fake (like a fake orgasm bank) until their partner makes them angry? It's like "remember all those times I was saying 'oh baby, oh baby'. Well I WAS FAKING!!"

#16 - On 02/10/2010 at 8:17am by maskedman

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