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Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5822) - you deserved it (10644)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

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