Intimacy: Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I...

By Sully - 07/02/2010 00:17 - United States

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

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By ouch - 25/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML

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You tried

By Loveless - 10/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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Throbbing

By 2in longer - 01/11/2016 12:57 - United States - Coldwater

Today, while laying in bed with my girlfriend, I felt her grab my manhood through a layer of blankets. I got a bit stiff, just in time for her to clench tight, and pull violently. She didn't know "it" was in her hand, as she was trying to cover herself with the blanket. My manhood is now red and swollen. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 February 2010 3:15

drop it like it's hot

Xuphra 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:22

FAIL

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_Sophia_ 14

Monday 8 February 2010 19:10

Today, I was having sex and my bf decided to move. He picked me up then slipped. It's alright my spleen broke my fall. FML

Red_Eyed 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 14:25

for real?? lol

drilher244 0

Monday 8 February 2010 19:25

don't worry bout it, get up and get on it again

samantha_durano 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:38

lol, I agree with #12:)

buckeyefan16 14

Sunday 11 April 2010 19:06

def wouldn't drop 20

thealmightyx0 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:43

you should of played it off and just continued on the floot

jms11214 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 11:32

Deuteronomy 6:32 says 32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.

ledamonsterbunny 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:56

ooo, that sucks. wahhh. :(

starbucksfan33 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:58

weak sause l0l

sxychik 4

Friday 12 February 2010 21:42

lmfao!! did you atleast say "that was just for you hun ;)"

terran0 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:18

I agree #2

bethypoo21 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:38

epic fail. lmao

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