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Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12403) - you deserved it (1578)

On 01/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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