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Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19670) - you deserved it (2428)

On 01/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Dump him.

He treats you like crap, so don't waste your time with this asshole.

#3 - On 01/30/2010 at 2:08pm by Leprecon

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you should have told him he has a little dink ;)

#7 - On 01/30/2010 at 2:10pm by Juneee

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