Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML

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Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 04:59 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2010 20:08

Dump him. He treats you like crap, so don't waste your time with this asshole.

beer01 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:10

Agreed! Dont stay around if he treats you like shit. Dump him as well, just like crap.

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love2bu 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:19

jayratch your an ass...does everything have to be exciting for you?

UK_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:21

what a focking twat, get a new boyfriend but make sure he is a genttleman, you can sort of get to know a guy after a 10 min chat. you should of have dump his arse at the very beginning.

love2bu 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:23

sorry jayratch they shouldnt let me use my ipod after my womens rights classes

perdix 29

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:35

Don't be an idiot. Move on. You need to find a nice pedophile for a boyfriend. To them, a flat-chested woman is close enough to a teenage boy that they can fulfill their fantasies without landing in prison. Plus, you have a handy-dandy ****** for weiner storage. Good thing he didn't say all this shit around "your" friends.

infiniti_G 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:51

PERDIX FOR PRESIDENT

Rizzen 27

Sunday 23 March 2014 16:23

lets not kiss ass here please

PhillyFox 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:37

If you're smart, he's now your ex.

TrekkieGirl 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:10

Agreed. OP if he is not your ex by now, then YDI for not having enough self-esteem to drop him!

13__Loki__13 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:40

Hold on a minute here ladies, maybe... just maybe the OP is a horible lay. Having the tools and knowing how to use them are two different things. Nothing less interesting several months into a relationship than bad sex. Actually you must be really bad for him to say something like that in front if others. I think you're about to get dumped or he's getting something newer on the side. Anyway, have a special day bad lay lady!

snafu57 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:47

you've heard this before, it still stands true today, any more than a fist or a handful is wasted. I think the smaller is a much more attractive package. larger ones just sort of lay there and look baggy.

tcbailey 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:48

you should hve responded with," well the reason you haven't gotten any in so long is because it's against my religion to **** things THAT small( pointing to his dick)!!!" then you should have slapped him and walked out.