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Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML


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On 01/26/2010 at 3:59am - intimacy - by sexyfail (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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tell him to shave

#1 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:32am by croso88

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how the hell is that sexy? give him a lap dance, give him head, and let him tear ur ass up. that's sexy! case closed YDI btw

#7 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:41am by ThE_C_Lo

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