By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 943
You deserved it 6 447

Same thing different taste

Top comments

epoh_fml 0

that would have definitely irritated your ******.

xlossofmex 0

interesting birth control there.

Comments

xlossofmex 0

interesting birth control there.

Also dangerous, right? That seems like an accident waiting to happen.

YeahFMLxX 0

maybe he was joking at the size of his jock? my girlfriend wouldve just laughed and told me to hit wallgreens.

Rawwrness 3

haha u fail if that sock had a hole in it lolz!! and that is gross

hellokittywhore 0

I call fake her screen names ilovesocks. if she indeed loved socks she would have gone for it. it's a lil convient that that's her screen name. liar. pants on fire.

would it have been better if it was from his right foot?

wintamint101 7
Macromartyr 3

Wouldn't that dry things up pretty fast? yeah I'm pretty sure it would...

azurablade 0

I call fake, unless he was just joking...

epoh_fml 0

that would have definitely irritated your ******.

Monikabug 9

Especially if he has a foot fungus. Can you imagine having Athlete's Foot in your ******? :l

ugh what the fück does someone say about that?!

uhohuscrewedup 0

here's hoping you didn't give him a bj after it. fyl

haha that's hilarious next time stuck in a slow elevator just use a sock

I hope u didn't had sex with him then…

You have got to be kidding me?? This is either fake or the OP's guy is an idiot.

jesbar95 10