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Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my "wanker-stick" was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11624) - you deserved it (3720)

On 01/19/2010 at 6:18pm - intimacy - by kappaomicron -

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