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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML


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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!

#6 - On 01/14/2010 at 5:48pm by CitizenSnipz

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that blows

#3 - On 01/14/2010 at 5:44pm by doctorr

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