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Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend. I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much wind-shield wiper blades cost. FML


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On 01/12/2010 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Upbrakie - United States

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Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.

#6 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:52pm by skyeyez9

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hahaha that's fucking hilarious! I'll have to use that one day. think about it this way. would u want her to say she loves u too when she didn't mean it only to have her throw it in your face later down the line? I think not. just give it time maybe she'll eventually return the feelings if not, say bye

#3 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:27pm by hmckay2010

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