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Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend. I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much wind-shield wiper blades cost. FML


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On 01/12/2010 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Upbrakie - United States

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Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.

#6 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:52pm by skyeyez9

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Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.

#5 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:43pm by Twunt

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