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Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 11:35am - intimacy - by CBBP (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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That's hilarious

At least you were having sex though, so I wouldn't fret it too much

#1 - On 03/31/2009 at 5:02pm by lowercasename

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LoL. Was she hot? Cause you should get brownie points for porking a hottie when your friends think your gay.

#3 - On 03/31/2009 at 5:04pm by Shadowflames420

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