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Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8718) - you deserved it (13691)

On 01/07/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by a.baybay (woman) - United States

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start charging him by the minute

#18 - On 01/07/2010 at 12:00pm by no_mames_vato

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You don't have a boyfriend, you have a long distance booty call.

#24 - On 01/07/2010 at 7:09pm by Ninjaface

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