Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML

by runescapeftw / 12/29/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

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  • ROFLMAO, only in America
    Always wanted to say that, haha but truly FYL

    #4 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:17pm by v1kt4r

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  • So your mom likes get'n it on with other chicks in public, sounds like my kinda woman.
    10 bucks says your mom is more popular with your friends than you are!

    #9 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:37pm by schwinn11

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