Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML

by pieceofcake163 / 12/29/2009 at 3:59am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

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  • Um, it's a BOOTY CALL. Why do you care? There's not supposed to be any emotional attachment.

    #8 - On 12/29/2009 at 10:37am by shananigans

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  • I have ESPN and an LED TV. Maybe I can come over and compare the two technologies. If I have to give you sex to get in, . . . Well, if I must, I must :(

    #6 - On 12/29/2009 at 10:19am by perdix

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