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Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 3:59am - intimacy - by pieceofcake163 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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what do you care? it's a booty call, you got yours now quit whining

#3 - On 12/29/2009 at 10:10am by legendofdon

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I have ESPN and an LED TV. Maybe I can come over and compare the two technologies. If I have to give you sex to get in, . . . Well, if I must, I must :(

#6 - On 12/29/2009 at 10:19am by perdix

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