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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

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On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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I guess she didn't want to add a stuffed pussy to her collection.

#14 - On 12/25/2009 at 5:37pm by perdix

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I'm assuming you guys are lesbians? I can't check the gender on FML Mobile, but it seems like it wouldn't matter if a guy took off his shirt. But chicks have boobs. On the other hand, that would be a pretty bad FML if OP is a guy

#5 - On 12/25/2009 at 2:11pm by XxSKELETOxX

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