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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14143) - you deserved it (2153)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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