Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
by omglifee / 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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masturbate. problem solved
#2 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:16am by reapfml
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That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper.
They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.
#10 - On 12/20/2009 at 7:30am by perdix
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