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Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11721) - you deserved it (2253)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by omglifee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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