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Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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On 12/13/2009 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an orgasm which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.

#4 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:30am by Beastz0r

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if it's his first time too, give him a break!

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:30am by spitfire35

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