Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML

by Godi / 12/10/2009 at 2:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

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