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Today, my future father in law motorboated my breasts as I bent down to give him a hug goodbye. The rest of the family stood there laughing. This is what I'm marrying into? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19872) - you deserved it (2589)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by umm - United States (Texas)

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Your future husband was ok with that? O.o

If it happened to me, my bf would have flipped and I would have slapped the guy & been disgusted. NO ONE touches me without my consent.

but that's just me.

You could just laugh it off?

#13 - On 12/08/2009 at 8:39pm by k43L1

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O WOW SO AWKWARD XD

#3 - On 12/08/2009 at 7:42pm by itz_tizzy_bitch

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