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Today, my future father in law motorboated my breasts as I bent down to give him a hug goodbye. The rest of the family stood there laughing. This is what I'm marrying into? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14039) - you deserved it (1811)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by umm - United States (Texas)

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